Dear Dubya:

Now that you're gone, I would like to express my extreme gratitude for leaving Americans with an extra 4 trillion dollars of debt your administration racked up over the past 8 years. You managed to wipe out my father's nest egg for retirement and made it impossible for me to find employment. Thank you for also leveling the playing field where more of the rich are now down here with us lowly citizens because they too lost so much money.

Dear Mr Bush

Goodbye George W. Bush! And goodbye to the best eight years of non-stop comedy which I greatly enjoyed. Beware of those pretzels.

Dear George,